A scene from Yellow Submarine 1968
John

If I could come in, here, I think the theory put forward by Einstein.

Paul

[singing, to the tune of "Any Old Iron"]

Any old Ein, any old Ein, any any any old Einstein.

John

Could well be applied here. The people in the ball are obviously extensions of our own personalities, suspended, as it were, in time, frozen in space.

George

Uh, John.

John

According to the now-famous theory of relativity.

George

[Ringo, Paul, and George tried breaking the glass with one of the chairs]

John.

John

[They run offscreen]

Which, briefly explained, is simply a matter of taking two eggs.

George

[offscreen]

John!

John

[They charge at the glass with one of the columns, but it bounces with a bang]

Beating lightly, and adding a little salt and pepper to taste.

George

John!

John

[annoyed]

George.

George

How do we get them out?

John

Break the glass.

Paul

We can't!

Ringo

It's Beatle-proof.

John

Nothing is Beatle-proof.

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