“I'd jump into the river Mersey, but it looks like rain. Nothing ever...” – Ringo Starr, Yellow Submarine ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Yellow Submarine 1968

Ringo Starr Voice: Paul Angelis

I'd jump into the river Mersey, but it looks like rain. [sighs] Nothing ever happens to me.

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