Kyle
A toast to - to beauty - and the truth, which is anything but beautiful...This is an occasion. We must proceed with, with quiet dignity...
Mitch
What are we celebrating?
Kyle
The end of a drought, a year-long drought.
Mitch
We drank a toast to truth.
Kyle
So?
Mitch
So you ought to let us in on what you're really celebrating - or mourning.
Kyle
So you'd like to know my secret. The secret is - not to pour the vermouth, just to pretend you're pouring it.

