Hey, Cough Drop! Explain somethin' to me. If Vanellope was never meant to exist, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?

Uh… [tries to make a run for it, but Ralph grabs him]

What's goin' on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?

Nothin'.

Talk!

No.

I'll lick you!

You wouldn't.

Oh yeah? [licks Sour Bill]

Ugh! It's like sandpaper!

Mmm, I wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center?

I'll take it to my grave!

Fair enough. [tosses Sour Bill into his mouth] Oh, they call you Sour Bill for a reason! [Sour Bill lets out a muffled scream; Ralph takes him out] Had enough yet?

Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk! Vanellope was a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code!

Tried to delete her code? So that's why she's a glitch! Why is he doing this to her?!

I don't know!

Suit yourself. [starts to put Sour Bill back in his mouth]

No, no, no, no, no, no! I swear I don't know! He literally locked up our memories and I cannot remember! Nobody can! But I do know this. He'll do anything to keep her from racing. Because if she crosses the finish line, the game will reset, and she won't be a glitch anymore!

Where is she now?

In the fungeon with Fix-It Felix.

Felix?!

I'm sorry! That's all I know, that's all I know, I swear! Now please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again! [sobs]

[sticks Sour Bill to a lollipop tree]

Stick around! [gathers up the remains of Vanellope's broken go-kart and takes off]

Yes, okay. I will, I will. Thank you.