Lofty You should stand up to those bullies. Give them the old one-two. That's what an Oompa-Loompa would do. Lofty Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick. Lofty Oompa loompa doompadee doo.
I've got a tragic tale for you.
Oompa loompa doompadee dee.
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.