Willy Wonka Mark my words, this is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world has ever seen! Lofty I will have you know that I'm a perfectly respectable size of an Oompa-Loompa. Lofty In fact, in Loompaland, I'm regarded as something of a whopper. They call me Lofty. So I will thank you to stop gawking at me as though I was something unpleasant you’d found in your handkerchief. I find it uncomfortable and, frankly, rude.