Professor Tripp? Can I ask you a question?

Yeah, James.

What are we going to do with... it?

I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how to tell the Chancellor I murdered her husband's dog.

You?

Trust me, James, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the trigger man.

Does she want to hear it was one of her professors?

...I've got tenure.