Tess Harding Are all these people unemployed? Sam Craig No, they're all attending their grandmother's funeral. Tess Harding You mean our paper sends two people to cover the game? Phil Whittaker No, I cover the game, he just kicks it around in his column. Tess Harding We've got only one man at Vichy... Sam Craig Vichy, are they still in the league? Sam Craig I don't want to be married to Tess Harding any more than I want you to be just Mrs. Sam Craig. Why can't you be Tess Harding Craig? Tess Harding I think it's a wonderful name.