Wizards 1977 quotes

21 quotes · 3 characters
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Characters
Avatar Bob Holt · 6 quotes
Weehawk Richard Romanus · 5 quotes
Elinore Jesse Welles · 4 quotes

Wizards quotes

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Blackwolf

Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!

Fairy Child

Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?

Fairy

Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love.

General
[guffaws]

If this is the great Avatar, then I am a warthog's uncle!

Peace

Peace wants love... wants free... will help.

Avatar

Now this, "Peace" here, he knows every step to Scorch. I've promised him life without pain, life without fear...

I still don't trust him.

Avatar

Hey! You're both forgettin' you have the protection of a powerful wizard, here! [levitates up to horse, lands backward in saddle] Dammit...

[giggling]

He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!

Avatar
[Both Weehawk and Elinore laugh and ride away]

I wonder if I packed my scotch...

Fairy Child

Where's Daddy? What's he doing?

Fairy

He is guarding our home, son. There has been a war, and this land is lost.

Fairy Child

Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?

Fairy

Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love.

Max

Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...

Fritz

Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.

Max

Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn. [Accidentally shoots Fritz] Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!

[Elinore sings "Only Time Will Tell"]

♪ Time renews tomorrow. When we've used today. ♪
♪ It will find the sorrow and wish it all away. ♪
♪ Love can play a new tune. On this carousel. ♪
♪ It may be tomorrow. But only time will tell. ♪
♪ Somewhere in the darkness. There must be a light. ♪
♪ Leading us together. Through the misty night. ♪
♪ And maybe in the new dawn. We can break the spell. ♪
♪ It may be tomorrow. But only time will tell. ♪
♪ There can be a new dream. One for us to hold. ♪
♪ Made with peace and hope and built upon the old. ♪
♪ No one has the answer. To give away or sell. ♪
♪ Tomorrow holds the secret. But only time will tell. ♪

Avatar
[leading Peace by a rope]

All right, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya.