Martha
Oh-ho, you pig.
George
Oink, oink.
Martha
Fix me another drink… lover.
George
My God, you can swill it down, can't you?
Martha
Well, I'm thirsty.
George
Oh, Jesus.
Martha
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.
George
I gave you the prize years ago, Martha. There isn't an abomination award going that you haven't won.
Martha
I swear to God George, if you even existed I'd divorce you.

