The Whole Nine Yards quotes
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Jimmy: But just so you know, I am disappointed, Oz. I am extremely disappointed with you.
Oz: Believe me, you are the last person I would ever want to disappoint, but everything I everything I did, was for love.
Jimmy: Yeah, whatever.
Oz: Believe me, you are the last person I would ever want to disappoint, but everything I everything I did, was for love.
Jimmy: Yeah, whatever.
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Jimmy: You like living in Canada?
Oz: No, I live here with my wife.
Jimmy: I take it you're not Canadian.
Oz: Only by marriage.
Oz: No, I live here with my wife.
Jimmy: I take it you're not Canadian.
Oz: Only by marriage.
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Jimmy: You're a dentist?
Oz: Afraid so.
Jimmy: You suicidal?
Oz: Why would you say that?
Jimmy: Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide.
Oz: Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die.
Oz: Afraid so.
Jimmy: You suicidal?
Oz: Why would you say that?
Jimmy: Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide.
Oz: Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die.
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Jimmyi: You're a lucky guy, Oz.
Oz: Why would you say that?
Jimmy: You're about to find out if the woman you love loves you. You know, if it were me, in her position, I'd just take the money and run.
Oz: So what are you betting on?
Jimmy: I'm betting on love. Love for you means money for me. And like I said before, I'd really hate to have to kill you.
Oz: Why would you say that?
Jimmy: You're about to find out if the woman you love loves you. You know, if it were me, in her position, I'd just take the money and run.
Oz: So what are you betting on?
Jimmy: I'm betting on love. Love for you means money for me. And like I said before, I'd really hate to have to kill you.
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Oz: [after Frankie beats a confession out of Oz] I MAY know where he is.
Frankie: Well, all right. But don't tell me. Let's go tell Janni.
Oz: Okay. You mind if I piss a little blood first?
Frankie: Please, by all means.
Frankie: Well, all right. But don't tell me. Let's go tell Janni.
Oz: Okay. You mind if I piss a little blood first?
Frankie: Please, by all means.
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Oz: [After Jimmy shoots Frankie] Why...why...why? Why did you kill him?
Jimmy: Well, I had to kill one of you.
Oz: Well, then you definitely made the right decision. But why did you have to kill him?
Jimmy: Well, I had to kill one of you.
Oz: Well, then you definitely made the right decision. But why did you have to kill him?
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Oz: All right, maybe he won't come after us. Maybe he'll just let us go. [Cynthia just looks at him] All right, maybe I can talk with him, reason with him. I mean, we're friends now, right?
Cynthia: That's what Harry Lefkowitz thought.
Oz: What happened to Harry Lefkowitz? [Cynthia just looks at him] I don't want to know what happened to Harry Lefkowitz.
Cynthia: That's what Harry Lefkowitz thought.
Oz: What happened to Harry Lefkowitz? [Cynthia just looks at him] I don't want to know what happened to Harry Lefkowitz.
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Oz: Damn it, Jimmy. Why the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me?
Jimmy: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
Oz: Oh my God.
Jimmy: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
Oz: Oh my God.
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Oz: He sa... he said you guys haven't even met.
Sophie: Who you going to believe? A contract killer or your wife?
Oz: Do I have to answer that?
Sophie: Who you going to believe? A contract killer or your wife?
Oz: Do I have to answer that?
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Oz: I swear, I am not gonna let anybody kill you.
Cynthia: Under the cir****stances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
Oz: Thanks.
Cynthia: Under the cir****stances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
Oz: Thanks.