White Chicks quotes
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She don't know it yet... oh, but that's wifey right there.
Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?
Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.
Exqueeze me?
Hold my poodle.
I am so ... frickin' pissed.
I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer!
I got the buckwheat.
I'm so freakin' pissed! First of all, Dr. Dorfman totally messes up my nose job; I asked him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get out of the surgery table lookin' like frickin' Shrek!
Now I look like frickin' Shrek.
Oh yeah? Well, your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
Once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair.
Someone get this j***aboo away from me.