We were married forty years ago. We were married three years, we got a divorce. Then I married Margerie.

But first you lived with Barbara.

Right, Barbara. But I didn't marry Barbara I married Margerie.

Then he got a divorce.

Right, then I married Kitty.

Another divorce.

Then a couple of years later at Atticalicio's funeral, I ran into her. I was with some girl I don't even remember.

Roberta.

Right, Roberta. But I couldn't take my eyes off you. I remember I snuck over to her and I said... What did I say?

You said, "What are you doing after?"

Right. So I ditched Roberta, we go for a coffee, a month later we were married.

Thirty five years today after our first marriage.