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The Wedding Planner

The Wedding Planner quotes

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View Quote Steve: Now talk to me. How are you feeling? Are you experiencing any dizziness, nausea, difficulty breathing?
Mary: The breathing thing rings a bell. Then again, you are on top of me, cutting off my air supply.
View Quote Steve: Seriously. How'd you get into it? I've never met a member of a Scrabble Club before.
Mary: When my parents came over from Italy they joined a Scrabble Club so they could learn English. After my mom died, my dad became, like, obsessed with the game and wanted me to play with him all the time. So, I guess, in a way, I was destined.
Steve: C-O-O-L.
View Quote Steve: Why are you only eating the brown ones?
Mary: Because someone once said that they had less artificial coloring because chocolate's already brown. And it kind of stayed with me.
Steve: You kind of stayed with me.
View Quote Steve: You can take this off now. (removes neck brace) Oh, you've got a big neck.
Mary: I have a big neck!?
Steve: Don't get me wrong. It's a fine neck. It's just that, I haven't had a patient over the age of six in three years.
Mary: (sees bandaged hand) What happened to your hand?
Steve: My hand. You fell on it with your big neck.
View Quote Steve: You ever think about that night in the park?
Mary: What?
Steve: I barely know you. I don't know your dad's first name. I don't know if you ever wore braces or contacts or glasses. I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, Mary. But I know the curves of your face and I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. And I know that that night in the park was the best time I've ever had.
View Quote A quarter cup of lemon juice, half a cup of salt and a loofah sponge. Scrub scrub scrub.
View Quote Are you aware that Fran has chosen teal for her bridesmaids? Teal, the color of gangrene. ... Oh, oh, and I Honestly Love You as your wedding song? You might as well commit matrimonial suicide right now!
View Quote Earwax. 'X' on a triple letter, 'A' on a double word. Seventy-two points.
View Quote I had to go through your wallet to get your identification. And you know what I must say, I've ever met anyone who alphabetized her credit cards before.
View Quote Oh, of course. Krazy Glue. Why didn't I bring the Krazy Glue, in case his pecker fell off?
View Quote What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers.
View Quote What if what I think is great, really is great... but it's not as great, as something greater?
View Quote You are exquisite. You're timeless. And you have the love of a man named Steve. A man who, while you were away having meetings about mozzarella, said to me: 'I can't believe she picked me. I can't believe I'm marrying the most incredible woman I've ever met.' So that tells me that this marriage of yours is not only gonna work, it's gonna last forever.
View Quote You saved... my shoe. M-my life.
View Quote You smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches.