TJ [after seeing Nick wink]
Oh God. I think I've just come.
Played by Sarah Parish 
The Wedding Date (2005) · 21 quotes
The Wedding Date (2005) · 21 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in The Wedding Date (2005): in 6 of its 21 quotes
A line from TJ [to Kat, about Jeffrey and Nick]Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?
More lines from TJ
4 quotes TJ TJ Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?
TJ [about Nick]
Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.
TJ [to Kat and Amy]
The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.
Scenes with TJ
1 scene TJ [sees Kat with Jeffery]
Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Top Kat! Ooooh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often.
You have more than one gynaecologist?
TJ You have to play them off. Otherwise they think you're easy. [turns to Jeffery] Hello, arsehole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you won't mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks
