TJ quotes
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[to Kat, about Jeffrey and Nick] Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?
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[after seeing Nick wink] Oh God. I think I've just come.
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Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?
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[about Nick] Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.