The Comedian/Edward Blake What happened to the American dream? It came true! You're looking at it! The Comedian/Edward Blake Me? Bitter? **** no. I think it's hilarious. The Comedian/Edward Blake I've done some bad things. I did bad things to women. I shot kids. You know, in 'Nam. But that was **** WAR! But this? I've never seen anything like this. And here I am, spilling my guts to one of my archenemies. The truth is, you're the closest thing to a friend I've got. What the **** does that say?