A character in WarGames (1983)

Jennifer quotes from WarGames (1983)

Ally Sheedy

3rd most-quoted character in WarGames (1983): in 8 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: David Lightman (6), Dr. Stephen Falken (3)

Scenes with Jennifer

8 scenes
Jennifer

He wasn't very old, was he?

David

Oh, he was pretty old, he was 41.

Jennifer

Wow, that is old.

Joshua

Shall we play a game?

David

Oh!

Jennifer

I think it missed him.

David

Yeah. Weird isn't it? Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War.

Joshua

Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

David

Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.

Joshua

Fine.

Except, that I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson.

David

What's that?

Futility. That there's a time when you should just give up.

Jennifer

What kind of a lesson is that?

Did you ever play tic-tac-toe?

Jennifer

Yeah, of course.

But you don't anymore.

Jennifer

No.

Jennifer

Because it's a boring game. It's always a tie.

Exactly. There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless! But back in the war room, they believe you can win a nuclear war.

David

I can't swim.

Jennifer

You can't swim?

David

No, I can't, all right, Wonder Woman? I can't swim.

Jennifer

Well, what kind of an asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn't even know how to swim?

David

I never got around to it, okay? I always thought there was gonna be plenty of time!

Jennifer

Sorry.

David

I wish I didn't know about any of this. I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry about anything. Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to swim. I swear to God I did.

Mr. Liggett

Now there seems to be a lot of confusion on this next question: asexual reproduction. Could someone tell me please who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex?

David

Ah-heh. [whispers something to a classmate]

Mr. Liggett
[overhearing, Jennifer starts to laugh]

Miss Mack! What is so amusing?

Jennifer

I...

Mr. Liggett
[Jennifer breaks up into laughter again and turns to look at David, who puts on a show of mock innocence]

Alright, Lightman. Maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.

David

Umm... Your wife?

Mr. Liggett
[the class erupts into laughter] [pointing to the door]

Get out, Lightman. Get out.

I've planned ahead. We're just three miles from a primary target. A millisecond of brilliant light and we're vaporized. Much more fortunate than millions who wander sightless through the smoldering aftermath. We'll be spared the horror of survival.

Jennifer

I'm only 17 years old. I'm not ready to die yet.

David

I think I saw one. [runs ahead for a moment and stops] What kind of an asshole lives on an island and he doesn't even have a boat?

Jennifer

Maybe we can swim for it. How far do you think it is?

David

No. It's uh, two, three miles at least. Maybe more.

Jennifer

Well, what do you say? Let's go for it!

David

No.

Jennifer
[starts to remove her shoes]

Come on!

David

No! [pause] I can't swim.

Jennifer

You can't swim?

David

No, I can't, okay, Wonder Woman? I can't swim!

Jennifer

Well, what kind of an asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn't even know how to swim?

David

I never got around to it, okay? I always thought there was gonna be plenty of time!

Jennifer

Sorry.

David

I wish I didn't know about any of this! I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry... about anything. Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to swim! I swear to God I did.

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