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Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit quotes

62 total quotes

Hutch the Rabbit
Lady Campanula Tottington
Lord Victor Quartermaine
Mr. Growbag
PC Mackintosh
Reverend Clement Hedges

View Quote "There's No nonsense with Victor Quartermaine. What you see is what you get." [his toupee is sucked into a rabbit hole and Lady Tottington screams]
View Quote (final line) Cheeeeeeese!
View Quote Clement Hedges: The beast lurks within all of us, my child. [thunderclap] The side of us that emerges at night as the moon rises into the sky! The side that savagely rips the leaves off any innocent cabbage...!
Victor: Oh, spare me the sermon, Vicar! Just tell me how I kill him! Er, I mean 'it'.
Clement: To kill such a creature would require nerves of steel, and...[pause]... a bullet. [thunderclap]
Victor: A bullet? [thunderclap]
Hedges: A bullet! [thunderclap]
Victor: A bull-? [louder thunderclap] Oooh! [closes window to blot out noise] What KIND of bullet?
Hedges: A bullet... of pure... gold! [opens his cabinet to show the gold bullets]
Victor: [amused] Gold?
Hedges: Yes... 24 'carrot'! [whimpers]
Victor: Oh. Get out of my way. [takes the bullets] Silly old fool.
Hedges: [as Victor walks out the door] Beware! Beware the beast within!
View Quote Lady Tottington: [over the phone] I have the most terrible rabbit problem. The competition is only days away. You simply have to do something.
Wallace: Certainly, M'am [to Gromit] I think we're about to go up in the world, lad. [back to the phone] Just stay right where you are, Your Ladyship, and we'll be there in an-- [hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling] Ahhhh!
Tottington: In an hour? I can't wait an hour. I have a major infestation.
View Quote Mrs. Mulch: Growbag's right! The slugs are back!
PC Macintosh: [surveying the damage left by the Were-Rabbit] Look, this flippin' vegetable competition causes nothing but trouble every year.
Man 1: Here we go.
Macintosh: [surveying the damage left by the Were-Rabbit] If you ask me-
Man 2: Get on with you!
Macintosh: No, I'll tell ya. If you ask me, this was arson.
[The townspeople gasp.]
Man 3: Arson?
Macintosh: Aye. Someone arsin' around! That's right! One of you lot! A man!
View Quote Reverend Clement Hedges: [at the fair] Ah, Mr. Growbag. I have a hunch this will be a night to remember.
Mr Growbag: [looks at his back] I just have a hunch.
View Quote Reverend Clement Hedges: Hello? Is anybody there?
[The Were-Rabbit lets out an enormous belch.]
Rev. Hedges: Mrs. Mulch?
View Quote Tottington: Victor, hadn’t we agreed: no more thoughtless killing.
Victor: Quite right, my dear. So I've thought this through very carefully. [aims gun at a rabbit, who puts his paws up] It's off to bunny heaven for you, big-ears!
View Quote Victor: [in the forest] I know your little secret, Pesto! I know exactly what's going on!
Wallace: Your Lordship?
Victor: Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune?
Wallace: Who, me?
Victor: Well, I got here first! I've spent a lot of time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me! Comprendez?
View Quote Wallace: Oh, it's hopeless! I'll never fix this flippin' machine. Me mind's just a rabbit-y mush. Oh, Gromit! I don't wanna be a giant rabbit! [sobbing]
Hutch the Rabbit: Aww, the bounce is gone from his bungee.
View Quote [Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up into the Bun-Vac 6000.]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want... [lowers voice] toupeé, please.
Wallace: Oh, Grand. We take check or cash.
Victor: TOUPEÉ, you idiot! My hair is in in your machine!
Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
Victor: Oh, out of my way, you! [retrieves his toupeé; to Lady Tottington] I'm sorry, my dear. [the toupeé is actually a black bunny] But I refuse to suffer any more humiliation at the hands of these blundering nitwits. I therefore bid you good day!
View Quote [holding up a pair of cu****bers like a cross] Merrrrcyyyyyyyyy!
View Quote [praying] Protect and nourish the frail and the weak, O Lord. Let them grow big and strong under Thy loving care. [camera pulls back, revealing that he is talking about his vegetables] In fact, let them grow bigger and stronger than anyone else's, so that the first prize might be mine! [applies a drop of holy water] Aaaaaaa-men!
View Quote [to Gromit, while holding a carrot and wearing giant rabbit ears] Er, what's up, dog?
View Quote [to Victor after knocking him out with a giant carrot] "Is that so? Consider yourself dumped! Humph!"