Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk... like sleep with my husband!
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Jenna Dear damn baby, If you ever want to know the story of how we bought your damn crib, I will tell you. Your crib was bought with the money that was supposed to buy me a new life. Every time I lay you down in that damn crib, I'm gonna think, 'Damn baby. Damn Crib. Me stuck like a pin in this damn life.'
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Old Joe I love living vicariously through the pain and suffering of others.
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