Voicemails for Isabelle 2026 quotes

Andy

No cousin of mine is spending New Year's alone, crying to Taylor Swift.

Wes

I don't cry to Taylor Swift.

The whole block can hear! They're complaining again.

Wes

Okay, well, I have plans tonight, so...

No more tacos!

Wes

Yes, tacos!

Andy

I miss the old Wes!

Wes

I'm sorry. The old Wes can't come to the phone right now.

Andy

Why? Oh...

Oh, no. Don't you dare.

Wes

Because he's dead.

This is why I don't have kids.

Andy

Maybe sometimes life rigs things in our favor.

Wes

You're proof that sometimes life rigs things in our favor.

I did not leave my home and my beautiful family to waste this one wild and precious life working for the goddamn Temu Gordon Ramsay.

Those voicemails are not a plea to the universe, "God, send me somebody to love me!" I don't need a man. What I need is my little sister back.