“This is about me wanting to live without you whining in my ear all...” – Eddie, Venom: Let There Be Carnage ... Movie Quotes Database

Eddie: This is about me wanting to live without you whining in my ear all the time about eating bad guys, or, like, nagging me about Anne, or destroying my place, or destroying my life!
Venom: Do you know how lucky you are that I chose you?
Eddie: You chose me? Buddy, I'm the only person who took you in when your friends kicked you off the planet Ming-Mong 'cause you are a reject! You are a pariah! Lethal protector, my ass! You couldn't protect anything! You are useless! You couldn't get a job down here cleaning toilets!
[Venom lunges forward, breaking Eddie's nose]
Venom: I'm sorry! I-I don't know what came over me! Please, let me fix it. So I can break it again!
[Venom lunges forward again, Eddie yelps and falls back on the couch. He remains silent for a moment before taking his hands away from his nose, which is again repaired. Rage builds in his eyes.]
Eddie: You son of a bitch!
[Eddie slaps Venom hard, who violently drags Eddie out of a sitting position and forces him to stick to his refrigerator. Eddie tries to cling to it for support, but Venom throws him to the ground as Eddie pulls the fridge with him. Venom pulls him along to the other side of the room, having Eddie bump into the overturned fridge, before throwing him into a shelf.]
Venom: OUT!! GET OUT!! TAKE YOUR STUFF!! GET OUT!!!
Eddie: This is my house!
[Venom throws more things out of Eddie's apartment. A homeless man takes notice of the commotion and shouts towards the open window.]
Homeless Man: [bellows from below] Keep it down up there!
[Venom takes a lamp and shatters it against a wall. Eddie tries to get up but Venom throws Eddie towards a wall.]
Venom: GET OUT!!
[Eddie moans in distress as he looks up to see Venom throwing everything out with his tentacles -- plates, furniture, etc. It all comes to a head when Venom dangles an expensive Sony Bravia flat-screen television out the window. Eddie takes one of the chickens and raises it over his head.]
Venom: Sonny?! [pops out of Eddie's shoulder from his head] You wouldn't dare!
Eddie: Oh, absolutely.
[The two of them stare each other down briefly before their attention turns to the television. Venom drops it and it crashes to the ground below, the screen shattering on impact.]
Eddie: [rushes to the window] No, no, NO, NO!
Venom: YEAH!!!
Homeless Man: [as Eddie looks down at the remains of his television] I'm calling the police!
Eddie: I am so sorry! [walks away from the window; mutters] Show yourself.
[Venom emerges again and Eddie throws any pretenses of civility out the window, throwing a right hook at Venom, who dodges it effortlessly. Venom wraps his tentacle head around Venom's neck like a noose and begins choking Eddie while moving in to lick his face. Eddie grabs Venom's tongue and tugs down on it, causing Venom to launch Eddie across the room, where he lands flat on his back.]
Venom: You can't win! [flips Eddie over onto his front] Take a look at me. Look at the size of you. Puny.
[Eddie grabs a bowling ball and smashes it across Venom's face, knocking out most of the symbiote's teeth.]
Venom: HOW DARE YOU!! [regrows the teeth and flips Eddie again before pinning him to the ceiling] I guess this is goodbye!
Eddie: Oh, yeah! Finally, something we agree on... [activates the fire alarm, separating himself and Venom, the symbiote launches itself out the window and towards the homeless man]
Homeless Man: What in the world? [The symbiote falls on him, bonding in seconds.] Oh, this crazy shit!
[Venom forms over the homeless man and stalks off. Meanwhile, in his apartment, Eddie sighs with relief, alone in his head for the first time in ages. A crash outside catches his attention.]
Eddie: No. No.
[Another crash. Eddie runs over to the window.]
Eddie: No, no, no, no-- No!
[Outside, Venom has begun destroying Eddie's motorcycle.]
Venom: YEAH! [chucks a piece of it towards Eddie's apartment, then another]
Eddie: No!
Venom: Oh, yeah!
[Venom stalks off, for real this time.]
Eddie: No--
[Venom stumbles and the homeless man emerges from his form. Venom quickly jumps to another host -- a cyclist who begins screaming. Eddie runs towards a separate window, following the sounds.]
Eddie: No, no, no-- [leans out the window.] I wish I never met you!
[Venom forms a middle finger directed towards Eddie.]
Venom: SAYONARA! [re-attaches himself to the cyclist, who bikes away screaming]

Eddie : This is about me wanting to live without you whining in my ear all the time about eating bad guys, or, like, nagging me about Anne, or destroying my place, or destroying my life! Venom : Do you know how lucky you are that I chose you? Eddie : You chose me? Buddy, I'm the only person who took you in when your friends kicked you off the planet Ming-Mong 'cause you are a reject! You are a pariah! Lethal protector, my ass! You couldn't protect anything! You are useless! You couldn't get a job down here cleaning toilets! [Venom lunges forward, breaking Eddie's nose] Venom : I'm sorry! I-I don't know what came over me! Please, let me fix it. So I can break it again! [Venom lunges forward again, Eddie yelps and falls back on the couch. He remains silent for a moment before taking his hands away from his nose, which is again repaired. Rage builds in his eyes.] Eddie : You son of a bitch! [Eddie slaps Venom hard, who violently drags Eddie out of a sitting position and forces him to stick to his refrigerator. Eddie tries to cling to it for support, but Venom throws him to the ground as Eddie pulls the fridge with him. Venom pulls him along to the other side of the room, having Eddie bump into the overturned fridge, before throwing him into a shelf.] Venom : OUT!! GET OUT!! TAKE YOUR STUFF!! GET OUT!!! Eddie : This is my house! [Venom throws more things out of Eddie's apartment. A homeless man takes notice of the commotion and shouts towards the open window.] Homeless Man : [bellows from below] Keep it down up there! [Venom takes a lamp and shatters it against a wall. Eddie tries to get up but Venom throws Eddie towards a wall.] Venom : GET OUT!! [Eddie moans in distress as he looks up to see Venom throwing everything out with his tentacles -- plates, furniture, etc. It all comes to a head when Venom dangles an expensive Sony Bravia flat-screen television out the window. Eddie takes one of the chickens and raises it over his head.] Venom : Sonny?! [pops out of Eddie's shoulder from his head] You wouldn't dare! Eddie : Oh, absolutely. [The two of them stare each other down briefly before their attention turns to the television. Venom drops it and it crashes to the ground below, the screen shattering on impact.] Eddie : [rushes to the window] No, no, NO, NO! Venom : YEAH!!! Homeless Man : [as Eddie looks down at the remains of his television] I'm calling the police! Eddie : I am so sorry! [walks away from the window; mutters] Show yourself. [Venom emerges again and Eddie throws any pretenses of civility out the window, throwing a right hook at Venom, who dodges it effortlessly. Venom wraps his tentacle head around Venom's neck like a noose and begins choking Eddie while moving in to lick his face. Eddie grabs Venom's tongue and tugs down on it, causing Venom to launch Eddie across the room, where he lands flat on his back.] Venom : You can't win! [flips Eddie over onto his front] Take a look at me. Look at the size of you. Puny. [Eddie grabs a bowling ball and smashes it across Venom's face, knocking out most of the symbiote's teeth.] Venom : HOW DARE YOU!! [regrows the teeth and flips Eddie again before pinning him to the ceiling] I guess this is goodbye! Eddie : Oh, yeah! Finally, something we agree on... [activates the fire alarm, separating himself and Venom, the symbiote launches itself out the window and towards the homeless man] Homeless Man : What in the world? [The symbiote falls on him, bonding in seconds.] Oh, this crazy shit! [Venom forms over the homeless man and stalks off. Meanwhile, in his apartment, Eddie sighs with relief, alone in his head for the first time in ages. A crash outside catches his attention.] Eddie : No. No. [Another crash. Eddie runs over to the window.] Eddie : No, no, no, no-- No! [Outside, Venom has begun destroying Eddie's motorcycle.] Venom : YEAH! [chucks a piece of it towards Eddie's apartment, then another] Eddie : No! Venom : Oh, yeah! [Venom stalks off, for real this time.] Eddie : No-- [Venom stumbles and the homeless man emerges from his form. Venom quickly jumps to another host -- a cyclist who begins screaming. Eddie runs towards a separate window, following the sounds.] Eddie : No, no, no-- [leans out the window.] I wish I never met you! [Venom forms a middle finger directed towards Eddie.] Venom : SAYONARA! [re-attaches himself to the cyclist, who bikes away screaming]