The Wonderful Wizard of Ha's Darby (Junior): Is there anything really dangerous in these woods? Scarecrow (Mr. Lunt): A friend of mine was in these woods, and he says he saw a fella from Toledo. Tin Man (Larry): You mean, an Ohioan? Scarecrow: Yep. Tin Man: Well, my uncle said he saw one of those guys who play that little flute in the army. Scarecrow: [gasp] A fifer? Tin Man: Uh-huh. Scarecrow: Oh, boy. Not to make matters worse, but I met a fella who knew a guy who says he saw... a mommy horse. Darby: [gasps] Scarecrow: Ohioans. Tin Man: And fifers. Scarecrow: And mares. Darby: Oh, my! Scarecrow: Ohioans. Tin Man: And fifers. Scarecrow: And mares. Darby: Oh, my! Scarecrow and Tin Man: Ohioans, and fifers, and mares! Darby: Oh, my! Scarecrow and Tin Man: Ohioans, and fifers, and mares! Darby: Oh, my! Scarecrow and Tin Man: Ohioans, and fifers, and mares! Darby: Oh, my! Scarecrow and Tin Man: Ohioans, and fifers, and mares! Darby: Oh, my! Scarecrow and Tin Man: Ohioans, and fifers, and- [A lion (played by Pa Grape) roars, then barks like a dog. Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby run around screaming in panic.] Tin Man: IT'S AN OHIOAN!!! [Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby bump into each other and fall.] Lion: Uh no, that's "lion". Tin Man: Oh, lion. [gasps] Lion?! [Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby run around screaming again.] Lion: Oh, stop! I'm not trying to scare ya. I'm just hungry! Tin Man: A hungry lion?! [Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby run around screaming again.] Lion: No no! I'm not gonna eat you. I'm just having fun with you. On the count of being so bored. quotes