Becca Crane : [from trailer] Edward! Team Edward : Edward? Where? [sees Edward glittering in the sun] Team Edward : Edward, we love you. You're the best. Team Jacob : No, Jacob's the best! [smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel] Becca Crane : So are we going to be uh, at the same school? Jacob : I go to school at the reservation. Becca Crane : Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day. [Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : I was trying to help you, bitch! Edward Sullen : Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received. [Becca farts in Edward's face] Alice : Where did you go, silly rabbit? Edward Sullen : [aiming gun] I'm a killer. [Shoots Alice] (After knocking Jack's head off which smashes into the back of Frank's back window.) Frank : Kardashians. (Seeing that the sun is not out anymore) Becca : Edward it's not sunny anymore it's twilight. (Moon shifts into a New Moon) Darren : Hey, New Moon. (Shifts to Eclipse) Daro : Augh! Eclipse.

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