Fred Bailey So, you wanna dance?
Girl
In another life!
Fred Bailey Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.
Julie Richman
Deborah Foreman · 8 quotes
Randy
Nicolas Cage · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Randy & Julie Richman (3)
Valley Girl quotes
Fred Bailey Fred Bailey [arguing about staying out all night]
Why can't you just punish me like Stacey's parents?
Sarah Richman
Bad karma, dear!
Do you think she really does all the stuff she says?
Stacey
You know, I think she does. I mean, who could make up 'That stuff tastes like Clorox.'?
I'll start my diet tomorrow.
Stacey
You better watch out, because Randy might like the Hollywood lean look.
Suzi Brent Yeah, but blimps don't get to go out with Tommy.
Who?
Stacey
Tommy.
Who?
Loryn, Stacey, and Suzi
[in unison]
TOMMY!
**** him!
Yeah, but Tommy can be such a dork, ya know? Like he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news.
Suzi Brent But he is bitchin'. You really are so lucky, Julie.
I know, but we've been going together so long now. Like I'm beginning to think I'm a piece of furniture or something, like an old chair!
Loryn Oh, bad news!
[embarassed]
Gee, Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?
It's how I feel. It's what I want.
I'm here with you now.
Hello.
Hello.
Having a good time?
I'm trying.
That's good.
What are you doing here?
Well, it's a party.
Yeah, I know it's a party, but who invited you?
Oh, you have to be invited. That explains it.
What?
Why everyone is dressed so weird. You see, if I had been invited, I would have known it was a costume party.
Right.
I saw you once before, you know.
Where?
At the beach.
That was you?
Where do you work?
At my parents' store.
What do they sell?
Health foods.
That's cool.
Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?
Man, he's like tripendicular, ya know?
No one is gonna tell me who I can score with! Now I want this chick, she wants me, so **** it, we're goin' back.