Landlord quotes from Under the Silver Lake (2018)

View Quote Landlord: They moved out! How does that not make any sense?!
Sam: Who moves out in the middle of the night?!
Landlord: They wanted to leave! They forfeited their deposit, paid the lease! They! Moved! Out! Nothing strange about it!
Sam: I don't understand, why didn't she tell me?!
Landlord: I don't know! Maybe she didn't like you! Maybe she knows your poor and haven't paid your rent! Maybe she didn't want to date a homeless man. Speaking of rent, this isn't personal, but I want you to know, you'll be forcibly removed in the next four days!

View Quote [Sam is playing Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956 film) on TV]
Woman: Are you crazy, you big idiot?!
Man: Look, you fools, you're in danger! Can't you see?! They're after you! They're after all of us! Our wives, our children, everyone! They're already here, already! You're next!
[Sam scares off the Owl's Kiss in his apartment and while searching for the Owl's Kiss, he then hears hard knocking on his door and peering through peep hole revealing a police officer]
Sam: Oh, ****.
[Sam opens door]
Officer: Hi, I'm here to inform you that you evacuate the premises immediately.
Sam: [Sighs] Oh... this is about my rent.
Officer: Yeah, you haven't paid. It's...
Landlord: Criminally overdue, is what it is.
Sam: Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Could I just please just get a couple more days?
Officer: No, I don't think so.
Sam: Please? I'm... I don't have anywhere else to go, and I'm... I'm really close to getting the money. I promise.
Officer: Listen, I don't like this either. Worst part of my job, okay?
Sam: [Sighs] Yeah, I understand.
Officer: [Sighs] I can give you one more day, but that is it.
Sam: Thank you.
Officer: If you can't pay, I will not be the nice girl you see right now.
Landlord: No, no... I want him out now!
Officer: Hey, I am handling this. Don't be greedy.

View Quote [Sam is lying in bed with the bird woman]
Bird woman: Is that patchouli? [Hums in pleasure]
Sam: No. What is the bird saying?
Bird woman: I don't know. Honestly, I always wondered, but I have no idea.
[Sam is on Bird woman's balcony having a cigarette and spots across the pool to his apartment that the landlord and police officer searching it]
Landlord: [Referring to Hobo sign for stay quiet painted on door] Goddamn it! What- What is that! Look at this!