“Oh man, it's like "Lord of the Flies" in here.” – Spencer, Unaccompanied Minors ... Movie Quotes Database

Spencer

[Upon seeing the chaotic UM room]

Oh man, it's like "Lord of the Flies" in here.

Flight Attendant #1

Help us!

Flight Attendant #2

Zach, we're flight attendants, not riot police - You've got to find someone else to take over!

Zach

You guys, there is no one else. The storm is huge! Just think of it like being in the air, okay? With a normal passenger load, and secure all exit, and, y'know, discourage anybody from going to the restroom.
[The flight attendants run out of the UM room]

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Spencer Dyllan Christopher More Spencer quotes →

Zach Wilmer Valderrama

Flight Attendant #1 Heather Beers

Flight Attendant #2 Heather Beers

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