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Spencer: [Upon seeing the chaotic UM room] Oh man, it's like "Lord of the Flies" in here.
Flight Attendant #1: Help us!
Flight Attendant #2: Zach, we're flight attendants, not riot police - You've got to find someone else to take over!
Zach: You guys, there is no one else. The storm is huge! Just think of it like being in the air, okay? With a normal passenger load, and secure all exit, and, y'know, discourage anybody from going to the restroom.
[The flight attendants run out of the UM room]
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