Two Weeks Notice quotes

7 total quotes

George Wade

View Quote June: Chess. I love chess. You know what I love even more than chess?
George: ...Pokémon?
June: Strip Chess.

View Quote Lucy: Alright, here's somebody interesting, Polly St. Clair
George: Well, that's a terrific resume, Polly. And...uh..Congratulations on the baby.
Polly: What baby?
Lucy: [whispering to George]: Maybe you should check with me before you talk
Polly: What baby?
Lucy: [to Polly] I'd like to talk to you about your moot-court experience.
Polly: What baby??
George: Yeah, what baby, heh??

View Quote Lucy: I think you are the most selfish person on the planet.
George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?

View Quote Lucy: What did I tell you that defines an emergency?
George: A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing?
Lucy: Death! And you're not dead!

View Quote Tony: Nobody wins or loses when it comes to women. You just talk about your feelings until all your breath is sucked out your body. All men are pawns when it comes to women. Especially a smart one like Lucy. She's hard to control, and you know the man has got to be control. Okay, like with me. I come home, when I walk in, I KNOW my Mama has dinner on the table!"
George: Alright, so..you're.... still living at home?
Tony: Yeah...yeah. Of course.

View Quote I can't believe how small this apartment is, it's actually shocking! It's a very good thing your parents went to the movies, we'd never have squeezed in! You realize, I can actually move from one side of this apartment to the other in 6 seconds. Watch this, 1....

View Quote Your mother is terrifying. I thought she was going to cut me up and feed me to the poor.