Two Weeks Notice 2002 quotes

7 quotes · 2 characters
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Characters
George Wade Hugh Grant · 7 quotes
Lucy Sandra Bullock · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: George Wade & Lucy (3)

Two Weeks Notice quotes

June

Chess. I love chess. You know what I love even more than chess?

...Pokémon?

June

Strip Chess.

Alright, here's somebody interesting, Polly St. Clair

Well, that's a terrific resume, Polly. And...uh..Congratulations on the baby.

Polly

What baby?

[whispering to George]

: Maybe you should check with me before you talk

Polly

What baby?

[to Polly]

I'd like to talk to you about your moot-court experience.

Polly

What baby??

Yeah, what baby, heh??

I think you are the most selfish person on the planet.

Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?

What did I tell you that defines an emergency?

A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing?

Death! And you're not dead!

Tony

Nobody wins or loses when it comes to women. You just talk about your feelings until all your breath is sucked out your body. All men are pawns when it comes to women. Especially a smart one like Lucy. She's hard to control, and you know the man has got to be control. Okay, like with me. I come home, when I walk in, I KNOW my Mama has dinner on the table!"

Alright, so..you're.... still living at home?

Tony

Yeah...yeah. Of course.

I can't believe how small this apartment is, it's actually shocking! It's a very good thing your parents went to the movies, we'd never have squeezed in! You realize, I can actually move from one side of this apartment to the other in 6 seconds. Watch this, 1....