A scene from The Two Jakes 1990
Francis Hannah

Isn't it a fact, Mr. Gittes, that you're out on bail, having been arrested at the Green Parrot Bar & Grill?

Cotton Weinberger

Wait a minute. Your Honor, the witness has been charged, not convicted.

Judge Alexander K. Dettmer

What's the charge?

Francis Hannah

The charge?

Judge Alexander K. Dettmer

Yes. The charge.

Francis Hannah

Well, that, uh, Mr. Gittes was fondling... the private parts of a vice officer in the Men's Room of the Green Parrot Bar & Grill.

Cotton Weinberger

[gasps and laughter fill the court room]

Objection, Your Honor.

Judge Alexander K. Dettmer

I'm with you, Mr. Weinberger. I have no idea what you thought you could do with this kind of evidence, Mr. Hannah. It certainly has no place in my court room. Do yourself a favor. The next time, you be sure you've got a case. That's about it for this hearing.

In this scene

Cotton Weinberger Eli Wallach
Francis Hannah Van Dyke Parks
JA Judge Alexander K. Dettmer Will Tynan

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