TA TV Announcer
[A commercial of 4-Town's live performance tour is shown on the T.V. while Meilin and her parents are making dinner]
You've heard their hits, you've seen their moves, and now you get to experience them live! The worldwide pop sensation 4-Town will be kicking off their North American tour! Tickets on sale now!
M Meilin
[gasps in excitement]
Oh, my gosh!
Ming
Who are these hip-hoppers, and why are they called 4-Town if there are five of them?
M Meilin
Uh, I don't know. Some of the kids at school like them.
Ming
You mean Miriam? That girl is odd.
Jin
Dinner's ready.
PM Panda Meilin
[After Meilin screams from seeing her reflection as an 8-foot red panda in the bathroom mirror] [traumatized]
This isn't happening, this isn't happening! [whimpers in panic, sniffs the scent of her panda form and gags and starts to sob] WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!
Ming
[knocking on the bathroom door]
Mei-Mei, is everything okay?
PM Panda Meilin
[panicking]
DON'T COME IN HERE!
Ming
Mei-Mei, what's going on honey? Are you sick? Is it a fever? A stomach ache? Chills? Constipation?
Ming
Wait. Is it… that? [Jin stops in his tracks, swallows something in his mouth and backs away slowly] Did the-- Did the red peony bloom?
PM Panda Meilin
No! Maybe?
Ming
[gasps in horror]
But it's too soon. Don't worry, Mei-Mei. I'll get everything you need. Mommy's here! Jin. Jin! IT'S HAPPENING!
PM Panda Meilin
[after Meilin accidentally steps the toilet on her foot; angrily]
NO, IT'S NOT! WILL YOU JUST GET OUT?! [she covers her mouth]
Ming
Excuse me?
PM Panda Meilin
I didn't mean that. I'm a gross red monster! [sobs] Stop it! Stop talking! [slaps herself]
Ming
[clears throat]
Mei-Mei, I know this is upsetting, but we are going to get through this together. I have ibuprofen, vitamin B, a hot water bottle, and...pads. Regular, overnight, scented, unscented, thin, ultra-thin, ultra-thin with wings--
PM Panda Meilin
Uh-huh. All right. Awesome. Just leave them by the sink.
Ming
Mei-Mei. Perhaps we should talk about why this is happening.
PM Panda Meilin
No! I mean, nah. It's okay.
Ming
You are a woman now. And your body is starting to change.
PM Panda Meilin
[muffled]
Mmm-hmm.
Ming
It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
PM Panda Meilin
Mom, please!
Ming
[starts her hand on the shower curtain]
You are now a beautiful, strong flower...
PM Panda Meilin
No, no, no, no!
Ming
...who must protect your delicate petals and clean them regularly.
Jin
[Alarm suddenly starts beeping as she quickly opens the shower curtain without looking back at her] [offscreen]
Uh, Ming?! Ming!
Ming
My porridge! [opens the door and runs out of the bathroom] Jin. Jin!
Ming
[Lee Family Temple; Panda Meilin, Ming, and Jin enter the Sun Yee shrine and Ming lifts up the bottom part of the tapestry, revealing a secret compartment in the wall, then opens it, and takes out a small wooden chest] [sighs deeply]
As you know, our ancestor, Sun Yee, had a mystical connection with red pandas. [opens the chest and takes out a small scroll] In fact, she loved them so much…that she asked the gods to turn her into one. [opens the scroll, revealing a story] It was wartime. The men were all gone. Sun Yee was desperate for a way to protect herself and her daughters. Then one night, during a red moon, the gods granted her wish. They gave her the ability to harness her emotions, to transform into a powerful mystical beast. She was able to fend off bandits, protect her village, and save her family from ruin. Sun Yee passed this gift to her daughters, for when they came of age. [back to reality] And they passed it to theirs. But over time, our family chose to come to a new world. And what was a blessing became… [smiles sheepishly] an inconvenience. [bites her lower lip]
PM Panda Meilin
[looks at the tapestry of Sun Yee; shocked]
Are... you... [with her eyes glowing red; outraged] SERIOUS?! [angrily tries to tear it into shreds as her parents try holding her back]
Jin
NO!
Ming
Mei-Mei, NO!
PM Panda Meilin
IT'S A CURSE!
Ming
She meant it as a blessing!
PM Panda Meilin
YOU CURSED US! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Ming
Mei-Mei, stop! Listen to me! Listen! There's a cure!
PM Panda Meilin
[calms down]
Really? How do you know?
Ming
Because... it happened to me.
PM Panda Meilin
Why didn't you warn me?!
Ming
I thought I had more time! You're just a child. I thought, if I watched you like a hawk, I'd see the signs and be able to prepare. But it's going to be fine. I overcame it and you will too. On the next red moon, you'll undergo a ritual that will seal your red panda spirit into one of these. [holds up her panda necklace] And then you'll be cured. For good. Just like me. But any strong emotion will release the panda. And the more you release it, the more difficult the ritual will be. There is a darkness to the panda, Mei-Mei. You only have one chance to banish it, and you cannot fail. Otherwise, you'll never be free.
Jin
[looking through the May 2002 calendar]
Let's see, the next red moon will be the 25th.
PM Panda Meilin
That's a whole month away!
Ming
We'll wait it out together. And I'll be with you every step of the way.
Ming
[worried]
This is awful. What are we gonna do?
Jin
Don't worry. We'll get through this.
Ming
No one can see her like this. I never wanted this for her. Did you see how she was in the temple? Her eyes…
M Meilin
[Meilin hears their conversation and cries, poofing into her panda form throughout the night; The next day, Ming and Jin hear their daughter thumping around the walls in her room, trying to get rid of her panda form]
Please… just… go away.
PM Panda Meilin
No! Why? Why?
Miriam
Mei, it's us. Open up.
M Meilin
Crud, no. Guys, what are you doing? Go away!
Priya
Are you okay? Tap if you can hear us.
Abby
One for yes, two for no!
Miriam
We were so worried. We thought you died of embarrassment.
Priya
You need more pads? I brought extra.
Abby
Forget that. 4-Town's coming to Toronto!
PM Panda Meilin
[opens up the curtains]
What?
PM Panda Meilin
[Miriam, Abby and Priya scream at the sight of Mei's panda form, There was soon a series of screams back and front of Mei, Miriam, Abby and Priya. Quickly, Mei dragged them inside.]
Hey! It's okay, everybody be quiet! Everybody, it's just me! Shut up! It's okay, it's me! It's Mei! Calm down, all right? I'm gonna let go and you're gonna be chill. Got that?
[Her friends nod. Then Mei slowly lets them go.]
Ming
How is this possible?! What happened to your panda?
M Meilin
It's easy. When I start to get emotional, all I do is imagine the people I love most in the whole world. Which is you guys.
Ming
Oh. Oh, Mei-Mei.
M Meilin
So, now that that's settled, I just have one teeny-tiny favor to ask.
Ming
[scene cuts to Ming looking at Mei, not happy later that evening…] [defiantly]
No. Absolutely not.
M Meilin
What?! But this is once in a lifetime!
Ming
Mei-Mei, it's one thing to stay calm at home or school, but a concert? You'll get whipped up into a frenzy and panda all over the place.
M Meilin
I won't, I won't! I promise! You saw me keep it in!
Jin
Ming, maybe we should trust her.
Ming
It's them I don't trust! Look at those glittery delinquents with their… [shudders in disgust] Gyrations. Why on earth do you want to go so badly?
M Meilin
[imagines herself and her friends at the concert while chugging soda, and Robaire proposing to her; back to reality]
Like I said, I just want to broaden my musical horizons.
Ming
This isn't music, this is filth! And it's not worth jeopardizing your life over. Right, Jin?
Jin
Uh--
Ming
[insistently, thinking Jin agrees]
See? Your father agrees. No concert, and that's final.
M Meilin
[inhales sharply with a tightened sarcastic grin]
Okay, well, thanks for listening. Good night. [picks up her 4-Town CDs and radio, and walks to her room with an annoyed scoff]
Ming
What was that? Am I the only one who sees the danger here? There's no way she could keep her panda in. And $200?! For what?! Who do they think they are, Celine Dion? [the phone rings and Jin gets up to answer it] Hmph. Unbelievable. I saw that look. Where does she get that from? Treating her own mother like that.
Jin
Hold on. Ming, it's your mother.
Ming
[panicking]
I'm not here! [lays down on the sofa, curling in a fetal position, then takes the phone out of Jin's hand; shakily] Mother. Hello. [on speaker] How's everything in Florida?
Grandma Wu
[while putting makeup on]
Ming. I know about Mei-Mei.
Ming
I was just about to call you, but everything's fine. [hesitantly] I'm gonna handle the ritual on my own.
Grandma Wu
[scoffs as she puts lipstick on]
The way you "handled" Mei-Mei being on the news?
Ming
No one knows anything. They barely saw her!
Grandma Wu
I'm on my way... with reinforcements.
Ming
NO, I CAN HANDLE IT! I CAN... [Grandma Wu hangs up]
M Meilin
[Meilin is in her room, getting ready for the ritual, and reacts frightfully when she imagines the horrifying memory of attacking Tyler in fury at his birthday party] [as Jin enters her room]
Hey, Dad. I-- I'm almost ready.
Jin
[shows her the recorded footage of her in her panda form and her friends having fun]
Did you make this?
M Meilin
Here, I'll erase it. [Jin pulls the camcorder away] What? We were just being stupid. The panda's dangerous, outta control.
Jin
Huh. You sound like your mother. What has she told about her panda?
M Meilin
[sighs]
Nothing. She won't talk about it.
Jin
It was quite destructive. [chuckles] And big. She almost took out half the temple.
M Meilin
You... you saw it?
Jin
Only once. She and your grandma had a terrible fight.
Jin
[points to himself]
Your grandma didn't approve of me but, you should've seen your mom. She was... incredible.
M Meilin
But I'm a monster.
Jin
[sighs]
People have all kinds of sides to them, Mei, and some sides are messy. The point isn't to push the bad stuff away. It's to... make room for it, live with it.
M Mingzilla
THIS ISN'T YOU!
M Meilin
[savagely]
This IS ME! [angrily bites Mingzilla's paw as she poofs into her panda form]
Jin
[Mingzilla roars and screams in rage and let goes of her, making her fall]
Mei, are you okay?
PM Panda Meilin
[angrily]
I'm not your little Mei-Mei anymore! I lied, Mom!
M Mingzilla
[shocked]
What?!
PM Panda Meilin
It was my idea to hustle the panda. My idea to go to Tyler's party! It was all ME! I like boys, I like loud music, I like gyrating! [her eyes turn red] I'M 13, DEAL WITH IT!
Grandma Wu
[After a short pause, Mingzilla growls extremely livid over being lied to and ratted out by her own daughter and roars in fury]
The ritual. [claps her hands] Everyone in position!
M Meilin
[with her panda ears and tail]
Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!
Ming
[stops her]
Hold on. You're not going out like that, are you?
M Meilin
[scoffs]
My panda, my choice, Mom. [chuckles before hugging her, remembering her not to go through their fight again] I'll be back before dinner, okay?
Ming
[sighs]
Fine. Oh, um... You're welcome to join us.
Miriam
[gasps]
For Mr. Lee's cooking? [in unison with Priya] Uh, yeah!
Priya
[in unison with Miriam]
We are so there.
Ming
Don't load up on junk!
M Meilin
Thanks for covering for me, Dad!
Jin
Have fun!