A character in Trick 'r Treat (2007)

Macy quotes from Trick 'r Treat (2007)

Britt McKillip

Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Trick 'r Treat (2007): in 3 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Chip (3), Sara (3)

Scenes with Macy

3 scenes
Schrader
[the kids arrive at the location site of the old Halloween School Bus Massacre]

Great, a rock quarry. Nice way to celebrate Halloween, Macy.

Why are we here?

Macy

To pay our respects to the dead.

What happened? Did somebody die here?

Wait. Is this where - ? It is isn't it? This is where that school...

Macy

Shut up, Sara.

The Halloween School Bus Massacre.

Macy

Just don't call it that.

Schrader

What's she talking about?

It's this awesome town legend. There's this bus full of...

Macy

Jesus, will you shut up and let me tell the damn story?

Rhonda

You said a bad word.

Macy
[Macy rolls her eyes at Rhonda before telling the story]

It happened 30 years ago on a late Halloween afternoon. [begins narrating the flashback] A school bus was on its usual route. But this wasn't your typical school bus and they weren't your typical kids. There were eight of them and they were different. Troubled. Disturbed. Every day, parents put their dirty secrets on this bus to be driven to a school miles out of town.

Vampire Kid
[we see the kids in their Halloween masks and costumes] [in his seat counting the addresses outside]

3260. 3264. 3266.

Macy

But that day... the driver took a different route.

Vampire Kid

Wrong way. Wrong way. Wrong way.

Macy

And instead of taking the students home he drove the bus to an abandoned rock quarry. This rock quarry. What the kids didn't know is that, over the years, their parents had become exhausted, and embarrassed. And they were willing to do anything to ease their burden. So one day, the parents approached the bus driver and made him an offer. With the money collected together, they asked him to do the unthinkable. It almost worked perfectly.

Vampire Kid
[the bus driver quiets the kids and begins to walk down the bus checking that each chained down kid is correct, passing them each a piece of candy]

Wrong way. Wrong way. Home. Home. I wanna go home. I wanna go home. Home. [he manages to get out of his chains and gets behind the wheel] Home. Home. Home. I wanna go home. Home.

Macy
[the bus drives forward off the rock quarry]

The driver was never heard from again. As for the bus, some say it sank so deep that it couldn't be found. Others say the town just didn't want it to be found. For all we know, it's still down there and so are those kids.

[after Macy tells the story about the School Bus Massacre]

You are so full of shit.

Macy

Really? Well, then I guess you won't mind being first.

First what?

Macy

Eight victims, eight jack-o'-lanterns, each one representing a lost soul. So we're going to leave them by the side of the lake as an offering to those who died.

Oh.

[in the quarry]

That bus is around here somewhere. I think it's over here.

Schrader

Over where? I can't see shit in this fog. Think I found a dead ****.

Macy

That's me asshole.

Schrader

Like I said.

Macy

Both of you shut up and keep looking.

Schrader

There's something moving by that rock.

Macy

I can't see.

Jesus, what is that? [screams] Help me!

Macy

Sara! Where's Sara? Run!

Schrader

There's nowhere to go!

Up! I wanna go back up!

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