Yelena Belova : Why should you be in charge? You almost killed all of us right there. John Walker/Captain America : Well, let's see. I've been in the trenches of every war-torn country on this planet, rescued God knows how many hostages, and shook the hands of two U.S. Presidents. What else? Oh, High School state football champs back-to-back-to-back. Go Bears. Yelena Belova : [sarcastically] Wow. When I was five, I was on a peewee soccer team called the West Chesapeake Valley Thunderbolts, sponsored by Shane's Tire Shop. We won zero games and one time, this girl Mindy, she did a poo at midfield! Anyone else have any pointless childhood stories to tell? Ava : Grew up in a lab prison. Bob : Meth addicted sign-twirling chicken. It was a summer job.

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