Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) quotes

View Quote 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, give or take.

View Quote Gorr the God Butcher: You are not like the other gods I've killed.
Thor: 'Cause I have something worth fighting for.

View Quote Peter Quill: Remember what I told you. If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
[Thor looks into Star-Lord's eyes]
Peter Quill: Not me!
Thor: What? Just listening.

View Quote Thor: Technically, you have to actually die in the battle itself, to get to Valhalla.
Sif: Oh, shit!
Thor: Don't worry, your arm is probably in Valhalla.

View Quote [During the opening battle, Rocket Raccoon is fighting with Groot over the binoculars.]
Rocket: Give me those. You're gonna break 'em! [pulls the binoculars out of Groot's mouth]
Groot: [enraged] I AM GROOT! [leaves]
Rocket: Ugh, you got sap all over it!

View Quote [Thor is in a cloak]
Zeus: Let us see who you are. I take off your disguise... and flick!
[strips Thor naked, crowd gasps. the Olympian ladies faint at the sight of Thor.]
Korg: Ohh!
Thor: You flicked too hard, damn it!
Jane Foster: Should we help him?
Valkyrie: I mean, eventually. Grape?
Korg: Oh, looks like a shy courgette.

View Quote [Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Korg and blasts him to fragments]
Thor: Korg!
Korg: [gasps] Thor! I’m perishing!
[Korg falls to pieces. Thor turns to Zeus, glaring at him.]
Thor: [enraged] ZEUS!
Zeus: You're next, Odinson!
[Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Thor, but Thor catches it and hurls it back at Zeus]
Thor: That is the sound of lightning!

View Quote Ah, you never forget your first.

View Quote Am I, uh, sensing feelings?

View Quote He was no ordinary man. He was a god. After saving planet Earth for the 500th time, Thor set off on a new journey. He got in shape. He went from Dad Bod to God Bod. And after all that, he reclaimed his title as the one and only Thor.

View Quote I'll fight it my way.

View Quote It used to be that being a god, it meant something. People would whisper your name, before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams. They begged you for mercy, without ever knowing if you were actually listening. Now, when they look to the sky, they don't ask us for lightning, they don't ask us for rain, they just want to see one of their so-called superheroes. When did we become the joke? No. No more. They will fear us again, when Thor Odinson falls from the sky. Do you understand me, Hercules? Do you understand me, my son?

View Quote It was just my first bad guy.

View Quote Just because he was done living doesn’t mean he was done fighting!

View Quote Keep your heart open.