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Emma Watson: [Holding an axe] Back the **** up!
James Franco: Emma, what's wrong?
Seth Rogen: W-W-W-What's wrong?
Emma Watson: What's wrong? I just heard you guys talking about which one of you's gonna get to rape me.
All: No! No, no, no, no!
Seth Rogen: I got it, I got it, no, it's funny, it's funny. We were specifically talking about not raping you... [Emma hits Rogen's nose with the back of her axe] OH!
Jay Baruchel: Holy shit!
Emma Watson: BACK UP! [swishes her axe around]
Jonah Hill: It's me, Jonah! It's me, Jonah Hill, America's sweetheart, J-bug, J-bone, your friend! I would never hurt you...
Emma Watson: GET BACK! GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO DRINK, PUT IT IN THE BAG!
Seth Rogen: There's six of us, YOU CANNOT ROB US!
Emma Watson: I'M NOT ****ING AROUND! [chops off a fake penis using her axe]
Craig Robinson: GIVE HER DRINKS!
James Franco: Okay!
Craig Robinson: GIVE HER DRINKS! PUT THE DRINKS IN HER BAG!
Danny McBride: Oh, God!
[Seth and James rush to the kitchen table and put the remaining drinks away in Emma's bag]
Craig Robinson: PUT ALL THE DRINKS IN HER BAG!
Emma Watson: HURRY THE **** UP!
Jay Baruchel: Okay, they're getting the drinks, put the axe down!
Craig Robinson: Don't give the Milky Way away!
Jay Baruchel: Put the axe down now!
[Seth hands the bag to Emma and she snatches it from him.]
Danny McBride: Okay? NOW, FRANCO, SHOOT HER FACE, SHOOT HER!
James Franco: [to Danny] I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT EMMA WATSON! [to Emma] Look, Emma. Just stay here with us, it's a lot safer than out there. [Emma yells while chopping the boards off the boarded door with her axe and leaves]
Danny McBride: Hermione just stole all of our shit.
Craig Robinson: Little bitty ass, um, 20 year-old jacked us.
Danny McBride: Then Jay suggested that we all rape her and now she's gone.
Jay Baruchel: I didn't... I was just... I...
Danny McBride: I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows he's about ****ing two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.
Craig Robinson: So now, um, mother****ers is thirsty.
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