“For one thing that goes wrong, a hundred things go right. Do you know...” – Ian Faith, This is Spinal Tap ... Movie Quotes Database

For one thing that goes wrong, a hundred things go right. Do you know what I spend my time doing? I sleep two or three hours a night. There's no sex and drugs for Ian, David. Do you know what I do? I find lost luggage. I locate mandolin strings in the middle of Austin. I prise the rent out of the local Hebrews. That's what I do.

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