Crabbin
I know a very good dentist.
I don’t need a dentist. Somebody hit me, that’s all.
Crabbin
Goodness. We must report that to the police. Were they trying to rob you?
Oh, just a soldier. I was trying to punch his major in the eye.
Crabbin
No. A major? Were you really?
Heard of Harry Lime?
Crabbin
Well, I’ve heard of him, of course, but I didn’t exactly know him.
I was going to stay with him, but he died Thursday.
Crabbin
Goodness, that’s awkward.
That what you say to people after death? “Goodness, that’s awkward”?
