Palmer [after Norris' head sprouts legs and tries to walk away]
You gotta be **** kidding.
Played by David Clennon 
The Thing (1982) · 37 quotes
The Thing (1982) · 37 quotes
5th most-quoted character in The Thing (1982): in 3 of its 37 quotes
Scenes with Palmer
3 scenes Palmer 
How long have they been stationed there?
Fuchs
Says here about eight weeks.
That's not enough time for guys to go bonkers.
Nauls
Bullshit. Five minutes is enough to put a man over down here.
Palmer Damn straight.
Nauls
I mean Palmer been the way he is since the first day.
Okay now, Mac, run this by me again. Thousands of years ago this rocket ship crashes, right...? And the...
Look, I'm just guessing...
Well, go on.
... So it crashes, and this guy, whoever he is, gets thrown out, or walks out, and ends up freezing.
I just can't believe this voodoo bullshit. You believe this voodoo bullshit, Blair?
Palmer [rambling]
Happens all the time, man. They're falling out of the skies like flies. Government knows all about it... Chariots of the Gods, man... They practically own South America. I mean they taught the Incas everything they knew.
