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[Threatened by a man with a gun] Hey, would you mind putting that gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm a very timid fellow... All right, shoot. I mean, uh, what's on your mind?
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Honey, it's that man again...
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Nora says “I read where you were shot five times in the tabloids.” Nick replies “ It’s not true. He didn’t come anywhere near my tabloids. “
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Oh Nicky, I love you because you know such lovely people.
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The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to foxtrot time, a Bronx to two-step time, but a dry martini you always shake to waltz time.
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The murderer is right in this room. Sitting at this table. You may serve the fish.
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The next person who says "Merry Christmas" to me, I'll kill 'em.
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Waiter, will you serve the nuts? ...I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?