“The first time I was struck with something, it was a chicken breast...” – Dave Spritz, The Weather Man ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from The Weather Man 2005

The first time I was struck with something, it was a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers. I was standing next to a garbage pail. I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out. The second time, it hit me square on the chin, a soft taco. Then, pop. A falafel. McNuggets. Always fast food. Fast food. Shit people would rather throw out than finish. It's easy. It tastes all right, but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment. [pause] I'm fast food.

More from The Weather Man

Dave Spritz Here's the thing: if you want your father to think you're not a silly ****, don't slap a guy across the face with a glove, because if you do that, that's what he will think. Unless you're a nobleman or something in the nineteenth century. Which I am not. Dave Spritz I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground railroad. I'll bet you a million **** dollars.