The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones 1987 quotes

Flintstone, You, Rubble, and Your weirdo Cousin GET OUT OF MY SIGHT FOREVER!

Uh, Fred, does this mean we're fired again?

Fred

GRRR!

Fred

It's the time machine, Mr. Spacely - It's kaputt!

Yeah, and they can't kaputt it back together again!

George

That's grass. I read about it in ancient history.

Rubble! Hold on, you phony! Barney Rubble is your girlfriend?!

Fred

Oh After all these years sir, I can't believe you're not a Woman.

Well, can you believe you're both fired, Flintstone?!

Fred

Oh!

Jetson, there's a leak around here and I want it stopped.

George

Yes, sir. I know a very good plumber: Mr. Skywrench.

An *industrial* leak, you molecule brain! And don't play innocent with me, Jetson. I have my suspicions where that leak is coming from, and it's you!

George

Me?

How else can I explain Cogswell stealing every major project I come up with right from under my nose?

George

Well, I... I... I...

Darn right it's you, you, you!

George

But sir...

I spent a fortune romancing General Blackhole just to get that secret contract to the Interstellar Lunar Probe. Nobody else knew it existed, but are they using Spacely Sprockets? No! They're using Cogswell Cogs!

George

How do you suppose Mr. Cogswell got wind of it, Mr. Spacely?

From a windbag like you, Jetson!

No, no...

I told you to butt out! [R.U.D.I. tunes out] Cogswell's beaten me out of every one of my secret projects, from the Lunar Probe to the Humphrey Bogart Lookalike sprocket for the nostalgia buffs.

Too bad, sweetheart.

George

Uh, what can we do, boss?

Not me, you, Jetson! You want to clear your name? Then find out how Cogswell's getting his information.

George

You mean, *spy*? Are you suggesting I spy on him, Mr. Spacely?

Either that or you're fired.

George

Spying isn't a bad suggestion when you put it that way, sir.

Good. [to R.U.D.I] Now you can sympathize with him, nosy. [he leaves]