Most scenes together: Faye Dolan & Guy (2), Faye Dolan & Jimmy (2), Guy & Lenny (2)
Well, sure. I mean, come on. They put us up in a first-class hotel, all-expenses-paid, while our record climbs the charts; bunch of lyin' snakes.
Sorry I'm buggin' you! I guess I'm alone in my principles. [leaves the room]
Oh come on. Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song "Alone in my principles."
Know what that is?
A bonus. Do you know why?
I have no idea.
To entice you back! The word is out on you O-neders!
Hey, that's O-nedders!
Well, I guess you don't need me today. [picks up guitar case and leaves]
Mr. White Yeah. Wolfman, thank you very much. You're a good man, Scott Pell. Give me a call later on in the week. We'll do something. [Pell nods in agreement and leaves studio]
I can't believe this.
Mr. White The Wonders are in breach of contract.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, Mr. White.
Mr. White Well, don't worry. No one's going to prison, son. It's a very common tale.
Well, maybe for you, but I was in a band, we still have a hit record.
Mr. White Yes, you do. The one-hit Wonders. A very common tale.
My first time in a real recording studio.
Mr. White You want to hang around for a while? Ok by me, but you're out of the hotel this afternoon. Can't help that. [approaches Guy] You know, Horace was right about you, Guy; you are the smart one. Lenny is the fool, Jimmy is the... talent, and Faye is... [sees Guy's face change at mention of her name] well, now, Faye is special, isn't she? And you are the smart one. That's what I think anyway. [leaves studio]
It just appeared, like magic, for the whole world to see.
I didn't say anything, I was just as surprised as you.
"Careful, girls, he's engaged." Am I supposed to buy you some diamond ring now?
You're ruining this beautiful moment.
Where'd you get the idea that we're engaged? We're not! Last thing I need in the world!
Hey, do we have a Top 10 record?
Mr. White You sure do.
Well, then, we shouldn't be here.
Mr. White Jimmy, you'd rather be back on that state fair tour? They're playing in North Dakota this week.
Lamarr The Doorman So, young squire?
Shoot.
When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean, truly, truly, good and kissed?
Dave Gammelgaard, New Year's Eve, '61.
Nah, some band in Buffalo's the Echoes. And I wasn't wild about that.
Let's just call us The - Band You're About To Hear.
Chad How about The Corvettes?
Is that The Corvettes, or the Chordvettes?
Chad No, Corvettes, like the car.
Well see, I was thinking like the Chord...[writes Chordvettes] Chordvettes, like chords in our music.
Chad Here he is, Erie's lone beatnik.
How about the Tempos? Ya know, tempos?
Not the Tempos, the Tempos. I was in a band already called The Tempos, and we were... terrible.
Chad Hey Guy, weren't you the drummer for the Tempos?
Heard that.
I led you here, sir, for I am Spartacus.
I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you - kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.
