[Jables falls painfully into the air shaft]
Jables: Damn, that was all KG's fault! If he'd been here we wouldn't have messed up we would've got in nice and quiet. But now he's going to come back and be like "Can I be in your band now?" and I'll be like "No way ****shagger."
KG: It's KG can you hear me?
Jables: Yea, yea I can hear you loud and clear. You're saying bros before hos, but that's now what I wrote, asshole!
KG: I'm here
Jables: [notices a guard walking in the room right underneath him] Listen, I can't really talk right now shut up!
KG: I'm in the air-vent, dude.
[they both look at each other in an awkward moment]
KG: Dude, I totally missed you.
Jables: Me too.
[the floor beneath them suddenly gives way and the air-vent crashes down onto the floor of the museum. With them in it]
Jables: Damn, that was all KG's fault! If he'd been here we wouldn't have messed up we would've got in nice and quiet. But now he's going to come back and be like "Can I be in your band now?" and I'll be like "No way ****shagger."
KG: It's KG can you hear me?
Jables: Yea, yea I can hear you loud and clear. You're saying bros before hos, but that's now what I wrote, asshole!
KG: I'm here
Jables: [notices a guard walking in the room right underneath him] Listen, I can't really talk right now shut up!
KG: I'm in the air-vent, dude.
[they both look at each other in an awkward moment]
KG: Dude, I totally missed you.
Jables: Me too.
[the floor beneath them suddenly gives way and the air-vent crashes down onto the floor of the museum. With them in it]
[Jables falls painfully into the air shaft]
Jables: Damn, that was all KG's fault! If he'd been here we wouldn't have messed up we would've got in nice and quiet. But now he's going to come back and be like "Can I be in your band now?" and I'll be like "No way ****shagger."
KG: It's KG can you hear me?
Jables: Yea, yea I can hear you loud and clear. You're saying bros before hos, but that's now what I wrote, asshole!
KG: I'm here
Jables: [notices a guard walking in the room right underneath him] Listen, I can't really talk right now shut up!
KG: I'm in the air-vent, dude.
[they both look at each other in an awkward moment]
KG: Dude, I totally missed you.
Jables: Me too.
[the floor beneath them suddenly gives way and the air-vent crashes down onto the floor of the museum. With them in it]
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