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[KG has gone off to chat with some extremely underage teen girls]
Jables: ****ing dick-squeezer!
[A strange-looking tramp dressed in a long dark coat, carrying a crutch, limps up to Jables and sits down dramatically and painfully in the chair next to him, knocking over a glass as he does so. Jables looks weirdly at him]
The Stranger: Hi.
Jables: Hi...
The Stranger: So... [swipes at a fly] What brings you to this neck of the woods?
Jables: What?
The Stranger: Let's just say... you don't seem like "rock 'n roll" types to me.
Jables: Well, we're not, we're just two businessmen going to see some shit in Sacramento, sorry.
The Stranger: Yes... yes. It's just... I couldn't help noticing... the guitars... in the back of your car. [Steals leafleft about Rock 'n Roll Museum when Jables turns his head]
Jables: Sorry, we're not, we're just businessmen, we sell guitars, so what, end of story, check please!
The Stranger: [Examines leaflet, Jables has scrawled Break in here on it] So... how are you planning... on breaking into the Rock 'n Roll History Museum?
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