(Opening verse)
Narrator: (Jack Black) (A long-ass ****ing time ago, in a town called Kickapoo, there lived a humble family, religious through and through, but lo! there was a black sheep, who knew just what to do - His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in line; a vision he could see of; ****ing rockin' all the time - he rode a tasty jam and all the planets did align!)
Narrator: (Jack Black) (A long-ass ****ing time ago, in a town called Kickapoo, there lived a humble family, religious through and through, but lo! there was a black sheep, who knew just what to do - His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in line; a vision he could see of; ****ing rockin' all the time - he rode a tasty jam and all the planets did align!)
(Opening verse)
Narrator: (Jack Black) ( A long-ass ****ing time ago, in a town called Kickapoo, there lived a humble family, religious through and through, but lo! there was a black sheep, who knew just what to do - His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in line; a vision he could see of; ****ing rockin' all the time - he rode a tasty jam and all the planets did align! )
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