Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

56 total quotes

Casey Jones
Chief Sterns
Donatello
Michelangelo

Multiple Characters
Raphael
Splinter
Tatsu
The Shredder

View Quote [Turtles are watching April on TV, Michelangelo's teasing Raphael] I think he's actually turning red! [Raphael throws sai, sticks to floor between Donatello's legs] Uh, maybe not.

View Quote I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy, and all you can say is 'Hi'?

View Quote [to the Foot Soldiers of Raph] You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there, hm? [sees April] Oh, who is the babe?

View Quote Oops.

View Quote [laughs] I made a funny.

View Quote [to Tatsu] A little Primatene might just help to clear that up there.

View Quote [as he is watching "The Tortoise & The Hare"] Go! Move it, will ya? Aw, you're letting him blow right by ya! Can you believe this guy? Come on! Don't just...! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!

View Quote [As he is fighting Casey Jones] A Jos? Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

View Quote [The Turtles & Casey Jones are inside April's apartment fighting the Foot, who's numbers are continuing to increase.] Hey guys? Uh, structurally speaking, I don't think this is ah, really a good time for your ah, buddies to drop in...

View Quote [Removes his mask to face Splinter, revealing the scars underneath from their last encounter.] Now...I finish...what I began with YOUR EAR!

View Quote [After shoving Casey, preventing him from killing the thieves] How 'bout a five minute game misconduct for roughing pal?

View Quote [Shredder shows up]
Leonardo: Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?
Michelangelo: I don't know. But I'll bet it never has to look for a can opener.

View Quote [Casey knocks out two Foot Soldiers in rapid succession] It's a talent.

View Quote [As he is fighting the Foot Clan on a rooftop.] You guys must be studying the, uuh, abridged book of ninja fighting.

View Quote [Two Foot are left after Raphael defeats a large number. They look at each other in fright and confusion.]
Raphael: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?
[Camera pans as an overwhelming number of Foot leap onto the rooftop.]
Raphael: Good answer. Good answer!