April O'Neil Where's Splinter?
He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.
April O'Neil Doing what?
Splinter Coming.
Splinter [Appears in window]
to a decision.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze quotes
Page 1 of 2 April O'Neil April O'Neil Splinter Splinter April [picks up phone]
Donnie?
April.
April Where are you guys? Did you find yourselves a new place to live yet?
Uh, yeah. It's not much right now, but we'll bring you down. We've only had time to get Splinter and pick up a few essentials.
The reason while we're calling is that.... have you seen Raphael by any chance?
April Raphael?
Yeah, did he stop by or anything?
April No. Why, is he missing?
Leo
You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo!
Hey! I'm helping Donnie! [he tries to pry the phone from him] Gimme the phone!
NO!! [kicks Mikey to the ground] So, you haven't seen him at all, then, huh?
Leo
Well, if she does, [loudly audible over the phone; April winces] tell him thanks for wasting our time because, instead of going out looking for the Foot and the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead! [angrily slams a box onto Donnie’s foot]
Owww!
April What was that?
Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone, will ya?
Oh, all right, all right, already, here, take it, will ya?! Sheesh!
April, it's Mikey, I'd just like to say HELLO-OO-OO-OO! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah--
WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT?! [April laughs as they start arguing again]
You take the ugly one!
No, YOU take the ugly one!
I'LL take the ugly one!
Which one's the ugly one?!
Are you sure this is gonna work, Professor?
Dr. Jordan Perry
When I contaminated the Ooze to make Rahzar and Tokka intellectually inferior, I had no idea I would be preparing an anti-mutagen.
Dr. Jordan Perry
The anti-mutagen depends on carbon dioxide. Their burping is probably slowing the process! [picks up a fire extinguisher]
Genius! Sheer genius!
Keno So, basically, what you're saying is that you guys were all slimed.
It wasn't slime, it was ooze. And there's more of it out there.
Keno Where?
Well, we're not sure. There's this clan of ninja thieves. A really secret group that call themselves--
Keno The Foot?!
Huh? You've heard of them?
Keno Yeah. Well the word is out on the street that these guys are looking for anybody they can find with martial arts talent, especially teenagers.
Keno So, basically, you guys were slimed?
It wasn't slime, it was ooze.
Leo
[on Tokka or Rahzar]
You take the ugly one!
Leo
Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna destroy us all!
Hey, guys, huddle. Mikey, you go up the middle. You guys get the sides. Get it?
Got it.
Good.
Uuh, I don't get it.
Aah, ninja pizza!
Ninja pizza?
Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!
Primo workout, dudes!
Yeah!
We showed those guys, huh?
Muy primo, bros!
Turtle-riffic!
Max-amundo!
A cappella!
Others
Hun?
Perestroika?
Prof. Jordan Perry
What did you expect, have them quoting MacBeth?
Prof. Jordan Perry
They're not stupid, they're infants!
Jordan Perry
[Rahzar hits Tokka on the head with a bar]
OK, so they're stupid infants.
TGRI scientist
They're not stupid, they're infants!
TGRI scientist
[Rahzar hits Tokka on the head with a bar]
OK, they're stupid infants.
Yes, come forward! Attack me if you will. When it is over, you will call me "Master!"
Tokka
[he and Rahzar look in confusion, until.... ]
Mama?