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Inspecting officer: Sargeant Yam, did you say goodbye to your wife?
Sergeant Yam: Sir! Every one of them, sir!
Inspecting officer: How many do you have?
Sergeant Yam: Sir! Seven wives, sir!
Inspecting officer: This is heavy indeed. After today, I'm afraid they will all be widowed.
Sergeant Yam: Sir! I told them if I don't make it, they can find new husbands, sir!
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