A character in Taxi Driver (1976)

Iris quotes from Taxi Driver (1976)

Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Taxi Driver (1976): in 4 of its 49 quotes
Most scenes with: Travis Bickle (3)

Scenes with Iris

4 scenes

Are you really twelve and a half?

Iris

Listen mister, it's your time. Fifteen minutes ain't long. When that cigarette burns out, your time is up. [Iris sits on the edge of the sofa and begins undressing]

How old are you? You won't tell me? What's your name?

Iris

Easy.

That's not any kind of name.

Iris

That's easy to remember.

Yeah, but what's your real name?

Iris

I don't like my real name.

Now what's your real name?

Iris

Iris.

Well, what's wrong with that? That's a nice name.

Iris

Huh! That's what you think. [Iris begins to remove her top]

No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't you remember me? Remember when you got into a taxi, it was a checkered taxi. You got in and that that guy Matthew came by and he said he wanted to take you away. He pulled you away.

Iris

I don't remember that.

You don't remember any of that?

Iris

No.

Well. that's all right. I'm gonna get you out of here.

Iris

So we'd better make it or Sport will get mad. So how do you want to make it?

I don't want to make it. Who's Sport?

Iris

Oh that's Matthew. I call him Sport. [She stands up and begins unbuckling the belt on his pants] You want to make it like this?

Listen, uh, listen, hey, can I tell you somethin'. But you're the one that came into my cab. You're the one that wanted to get out of here.

Iris

Well, I must have been stoned.

Why, what do you mean? Do they drug you?

Iris

Oh come off it, man.

[Iris continues to try to unzip his fly]

What are you doin'?

Iris

Don't you want to make it?

No, I don't want to make it. I want to help you.

Iris

Well, I could help you. [Iris reaches for his pants again, but he pushes her back onto the sofa]

Damn, man. Goddamn it. Shit, man. What the hell's the matter with you?

Iris

Mister, you don't have to make it mister.

Goddamn it. Don't you want to get out of here? Can't you understand why I came here?

Iris

I think I understand, uh. I tried to get into your cab one night and you want to come and take me away. Is that it?

Yeah, but don't you want to go?

Iris

I can leave anytime I want to.

Well then, what about that one night?

Iris

Look, I was stoned. That's why they stopped me. 'Cause when I'm not stoned, I got no place else to go. So they just, uh, protect me from myself.

Well, I don't know. I don't know. OK, I tried.

Iris

I understand, and it means somethin', really.

Oh look, can I see you again?

Iris

Ha, ha, that's not hard to do.

No, I don't mean like that. I mean, you know, regularly. This is nothing for a person to do.

Iris

All right. How about breakfast tomorrow?

Tomorrow when?

Iris

I get up at about one o'clock.

So long, Iris. See you tomorrow. Sweet Iris.

Iris

Why do you want me to go back to my parents? I mean they hate me. Why do you think I split in the first place? There ain't nothin' there.

Yeah, but you can't live like this. It's hell. Girls should live at home.

Iris

Didn't you ever hear of women's lib?

What do you mean 'women's lib'? You sure are a young girl. You should be at home now. You should be dressed up. You should be goin' out with boys. You should be goin' to school. You know, that kind of stuff.

Iris

Oh god, are you square.

Hey I'm not square. You're the one that's square. You're full of shit, man. What are you talkin' about? You walk out with those ****in' creeps and lowlifes and degenerates out on the street and you sell your, sell your little pussy for nothin' man. For some lowlife pimp - stands in a hall. I'm, I'm square? You're the one that's square, man. I don't go screw and **** with a bunch of killers and junkies the way you do. You call that bein' hip? What world are you from?

Iris

Who's a 'killer'?

That guy Sport's a killer. That's who's a killer.

Iris

Sport never killed nobody.

He killed someone.

Iris

He's a Libra.

He's a what?

Iris

I'm a Libra too. That's why we get along so well.

Looks like a killer to me.

Iris

I think that, that Cancers make the best lovers, but god, my whole family are air signs.

He's also a dope shooter.

Iris

So what makes you so high and mighty. Will you tell me that? Didn't you ever try lookin' in your own eyeballs in the mirror?

So what are you gonna do about Sport, that ol' bastard?

Iris

When?

When you leave.

Iris

I don't know. I just leave him, I guess.

You just gonna leave?

Iris

Yeah, they got plenty of other girls.

Yeah, but you just can't do that. What are you gonna do?

Iris

What do you want me to do? Call the cops?

What? The cops don't do nothin'. You know that.

Iris

Hey look. Sport never treated me bad. I mean he didn't beat me up or anything like that once.

But you can't allow him to do the same to other girls. You can't allow him to do that. He is the lowest kind of person in the world. Somebody's got to do something to him. He's the scum of the earth. He's the worst s-s-sucking scum I have ever, ever seen. You know what he told me about you? He called you names. He called you a little piece of chicken.

Iris

He doesn't, he doesn't mean that. I'll move up to one of them communes in Vermont.

I never seen a commune before, but I don't know, you know, I saw some pictures once in a magazine - didn't look very clean.

Iris

Well why don't you come to the commune with me?

Why not ****, come in a commune with you? Oh no.

Iris

Why not?

I don't, I don't go to places like that.

Iris

Oh come on, why not?

No, I don't get along with people like that.

Iris

Are you a Scorpion?

What?

Iris

That's it. You're a Scorpion. I can tell every time.

Besides, I gotta stay here.

Iris

Come on, why?

I got somethin' very important to do.

Iris

Oh, so what's so important?

Doin' somethin' for the government. Cab thing is just part-time.

Iris

Are you a narc?

Do I look like a narc?

Iris

Yeah. [laughing]

I am a narc.

Iris

God, I don't know who's weirder, you or me? Sure you don't want to come with me?

Well, I tell ya what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give ya the money to go.

Iris

Oh no, look, you don't have to do that.

No, no. I want you to take it. I don't want ya to take anything from them. And I wanna do it. I don't have anything better to do with my money. I might be goin' away for a while.

Iris

I don't like what I'm doin,' Sport.

Oh baby, I never wanted you to like what you're doin'. If you ever liked what you're doing, you wouldn't be my woman.

Iris

You never spend any time with me anymore.

Why I got to attend to business baby. You miss your man, don't ya? I don't like to be away from you either. You know how I feel about you. I depend on you. I'd be lost without you. Don't you ever forget that - how much I need you. Come to me baby. Let me hold you. When I hold you close to me like this, I feel so good. I only wish every man could know what it's like to be loved by you... God, it's good so close. You know at times like this, I know I'm one lucky man. Touchin' a woman who wants me and needs me. That's the way you and I keeps it together.

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