[ Mark walks up to Simon sitting on a stone wall at a coastal town ] Mark : I didn't know. Simon : Okay, okay. I might've heard something. I'm sorry I didn't mention it. Mark : You might've heard something? Simon : All right, **** it. I knew. I knew, and I could have served you up to him on a plate any time I wanted to. Mark : I bet you were **** looking forward to it, too, weren't you? Simon : Yeah, yeah, I was. I was looking forward to it. Mark : I ought to **** kill you. [ Van pulls up ] Mark : **** is this? [ Door opens and a slavic-looking young mafia-esque man gets out and says; "Get in". ] Doyle : It's Mark and Simon, right? Do you know who I am? Good. So you know that I own a couple of saunas in the north of Edinburgh. In fact, you boys should know, I own all the saunas in Edinburgh. So your venture was never gonna happen, was it? I couldn't have you on my doorstep in competition for my members of staff, for my clientele. It was never gonna happen, Simon, was it? Simons : No, Mr. Doyle. Doyle : Right answer. I wouldn't let it happen. And it's not gonna happen, right? Thankfully for you two, I've done some due diligence on you, and what I hear [ Scene of Doyle is showing their picture on his phone to sauna girls who nod in recognition ] is you're a couple of losers. Two absolute losers. How's that sound, Simon? Simon : Yeah, yeah, that's probably right enough. Doyle : Aye. "Probably right enough." Right answer. Take your clothes off. All of them. ****'s sake. ... [ Mark and Simon are walking through dairy pastures completely nude ] Mark : "Probably right enough, Mr. Doyle." Simon : If you groveled a bit more, we might not be going home in the buff. Mark : At least I have my dignity. Simon : Is that what you're calling it? Mark : Are you ready? Simon : No. Mark : Come on.

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