Simon : Hello Mark. Mark : Simon. Simon : So what you've been up to... for 20 years? Mark : I've been in Amsterdam. Simon : Nice. Mark : Alright. Simon : So what else? Married? Mark : Aye. Simon : Nice. Mark : Dutch woman. Simon : Kids? Mark : Two. Simon : Boys or girls? Mark : One of each. Simon : Wee mark 'ey? Raise a chip off the old block. Mark : James actually, and Lora. How about you? Simon : I have a son. He is in London with his **** whore mother. Mark : See him? Simon : Pretty regular, currently once every ten years! Mark : Alright. Sick Boy : Job? Mark : Aye. I did an accounting course. I work for a small business. Stock management software for the retail sector. Simon : Very nice. Well, as you can see I run my old aunty's pub. Very few customers, then they don't spend much. Sometimes I... I wonder if it's worth opening. The great wave of gentrification is yet to engulf us. There we go, eh? My lotted life! Mark : I see. Simon : [While beating mark] six...teen...thousand...pounds! You thieving **** bastard! Mark : You missed the trick, that's what hurts isn't it? I had the brains and **** balls to steal the money, and you didn't!

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