Judge Turpin

Oh yes... such practices. The Geishas of Japan, the concubines of Siam, the catamites of Greece, the harlots of India. I have them all here, drawings of them. Everything you've ever dreamed of doing with a woman. Would you like to see?

Anthony

I think there's been some mistake.

Judge Turpin

I think not. You gandered at my ward, Johanna. You gandered at her. YES, sir, you gandered!

Anthony Hope

I meant no harm.

Judge Turpin

Your meaning is immaterial. Mark me! If I see your face again on this street, you'll rue the day you were born.